DEEPSOUND is new so I made-up these testimonials for fun:

“I’ve definitely had more sex since I got my DEEPSOUND earpods.” Said one very satisfied customer (… we ask you to please exercise your new-found prowess responsibly, safely and with compassion and respect).

“He’s such a clever boy, but I do wish he’d get a proper job.” The designer’s aged mother.

“Absolutely marvellous.” Said one paid reviewer.

“These are really great. They even fit my ears perfectly” Vincent van Gogh.

“I don’t know what all the fuss is about, I can’t hear a damned thing with them” Ludwig van Beethoven.

“Better than a Toy Boy.” Said one great grandmother.

“They taste great.” Said the designer’s husky.