“I’ve definitely had more sex since I got my DEEPSOUND earpods.” Said one very satisfied customer.*
(… we ask you to please exercise your new-found prowess responsibly, safely and with compassion and respect). (1).
“He’s such a clever boy, but I do wish he’d get a proper job.” The designer’s aged mother.*
“Absolutely marvellous.” Said one paid reviewer.*
“These are really great. They even fit my ears perfectly” Vincent van Gogh.*
“I don’t know what all the fuss is about, I can’t hear a damned thing with them” Ludwig van Beethoven.*
“Better than a Toy Boy.” Said one grandmother.* (2).
“They taste great.” Said the designer’s husky.*
- DEEPSOUND earpods may not actually result in more sexual activity.
- DEEPSOUND earpods may not actually be better than a Toy Boy.
*DEEPsound is new so I made-up these testimonials for fun.
– John Bradley
To order a pair of DEEPsound earpods, please visit our products page and choose the option that works best for you – either with your own earphones, or one of ours.